Spnorkstronk

Spoon + knife + fork + straw + tongs + chopsticks = spnorkstronk

Fetuputer

A computer that reads fetal brainwaves and turns them into blog posts!

Random brain fart

Computers can get viruses, but can't do drugs or get pregnant? That's not fair!

I intend to fix this.

A videogame where you download pirated songs

"Grand Theft Audio"

EDIT: Crap, beaten to it!

World Hunger

We could solve it by dropping strawberries from a plane and shooting them or blowing them up, thus spreading the seeds.

Libertyuiop

(noun): electronic freedom, eLiberty

Alphabet Nachos

Like alphabet soup, but with nachos.

Fake Filter

I had an idea.

I'll make a web filter, and do all I can to promote it. Then, when I get close to a monopoly, I'll quietly host a great proxy on the filter's website's server, that is not linked to from anywhere else on the server or blocked by the filter. That would pwn.

Welcome!

Welcome to My Colorless Green Ideas! I'll be posting here whenever I get an idea. Once I publish it, you can't take it!

Happy reading, and sleep furiously!