Thursday, May 6, 2010

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Spnorkstronk

Spoon + knife + fork + straw + tongs + chopsticks = spnorkstronk

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Fetuputer

A computer that reads fetal brainwaves and turns them into blog posts!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Random brain fart

Computers can get viruses, but can't do drugs or get pregnant? That's not fair!

I intend to fix this.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

A videogame where you download pirated songs

"Grand Theft Audio"

EDIT: Crap, beaten to it!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

World Hunger

We could solve it by dropping strawberries from a plane and shooting them or blowing them up, thus spreading the seeds.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Libertyuiop

(noun): electronic freedom, eLiberty