Spnorkstronk

Spoon + knife + fork + straw + tongs + chopsticks = spnorkstronk

Fetuputer

A computer that reads fetal brainwaves and turns them into blog posts!

Random brain fart

Computers can get viruses, but can't do drugs or get pregnant? That's not fair!

I intend to fix this.

A videogame where you download pirated songs

"Grand Theft Audio"

EDIT: Crap, beaten to it!

World Hunger

We could solve it by dropping strawberries from a plane and shooting them or blowing them up, thus spreading the seeds.

Libertyuiop

(noun): electronic freedom, eLiberty

Alphabet Nachos

Like alphabet soup, but with nachos.